Lobster Manor (Sorry About the Tickets)

from Red Box​!​!​!​!​! by Pirates R Us

/

lyrics

Let's take a shot
Tip back a glass
And raise up a stein
Drink until we fall on our ass
Get a drunk in public fine

Drinking in the alley
Puritan laws forbade
Here comes the constabulary
In an unmarked Escalade
They said pour all your beers out
You hoodlum pirate gang
And three days before he turned 21
They ticketed David Zhang

My friends were reading poetry in the basement
I thought it sounded like a mighty good time
So I threw a shot glass in my backpack
With a bottle of Sauza and a lime
The neighbors heard the noise and called the po-po
"These poets are out of hand, and I'm trying to sleep here!"
So the cops cleaned out my buddies with a ticket
And the judge dined on lobster for a year

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff
He's strong 'til the finish
Cuz he eats his spinach
He's Popeye the sailor muff

credits

from Red Box​!​!​!​!​!, track released July 16, 2008

license

all rights reserved

tags

If you like Shiitake Mushrooms Music, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Seafood Sam joins the show to discuss his newest album, " Standing On Giant Shoulders".
listen now