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Drunken Pirate

from Red Box​!​!​!​!​! by Pirates R Us

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lyrics

I’ve got my grog
I’ve got my stein
I’ve got my whiskey
Got my wine
I’ve got my rum
I’ve got my flask
Got my beer
Inside my cask
Gettin' wasted with me mates
Drinkin’ liquor by the crate
I stumble home and drink some more
And login on a message board

I’m a drunken pirate
Type shit, and don’t revise it
I’m a drunken pirate now
Some guy is spewin’ tripe
And I can hardly type
I’m a drunken pirate now

I’ve got my brandy
Got my Sparks
It’s 3am
I’m in the dark
There’s not much more
That I can Schwill
I’ve got my fix
I’ve had my fill
Someone on here’s talkin’ smack
I launch my counter attack
Potty language
Lots of "ARRRR!!!"s
You don’t fuck with
A drunk swashbuckler!!!

I’m a drunken pirate
Start shit? Don’t even try it
I’m a drunken pirate now
You’ve got an attitude
And I think you’re bein’ rude
I’m a drunken pirate now

credits

from Red Box​!​!​!​!​!, released July 16, 2008

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